Ahi Tuna Tots
$16.00Ahi tuna, sriracha aioli, Ted's tater tots, crispy garlic, seaweed seasoning, teriyaki sauce
Ahi tuna, sriracha aioli, Ted's tater tots, crispy garlic, seaweed seasoning, teriyaki sauce
Shaved ribeye, onions, green pepper, cheddar cheese, giardiniera, pepperoncini aioli
Pickled fresnos, pepperoncini aioli
Grilled halloumi, pickled onions, candied almonds, pomegranate seeds, everything seasoning, tahini vinaigrette
Creamy tomato sauce, parmesan, chives
Gruyère cheese sauce
Pickled mustard seeds, bacon, chives
Pepperoncini, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, kalamata olives, feta cheese, pita chips, oregano, lemon feta vinaigrette
Spinach, cream sauce, artichoke, garlic, gruyère, tortilla chips
Fried mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce
Bacon, mozzarella, cheddar, sour cream, chives
Carne asada*, mexican street corn, roasted poblano, avocado, tomatoes, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, avocado vinaigrette
Cinnamon butter, chives
Buffalo ranch
Aged parmesan cheese, garlic butter croutons
Butter-milk brined chicken breast, Belgian waffle, hot honey, chive butter
Hand-breaded, fettuccine, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, garlic toast, side salad
Seared ahi tuna, garlic yogurt, spicy harissa, charred broccoli, roasted fingerling potatoes
Seared brussels sprouts, fingerling potatoes, grape tomatoes, chimichurri, romesco
Buttered grits, garlic sautéed spinach, spicy creole crab sauce
Whipped potatoes, demi-glace, glazed carrots, crispy onions
Mushroom, dijon, chicken jus, tomatoes, light cream, parsley, broccolini, whipped potatoes
Fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Red wine braised short rib, crème fraîche, mushroom sauce, pappardelle
Confit pulled shiitake mushroom ragu, caramelized onions, carrots, tomato sauce, light cream, pappardelle
Marinated shrimp, corn tortilla, shredded cabbage, pico de gallo, cilantro lime sauce, street corn
Icelandic cod, tartar sauce, house fries
12 oz ribeye*, pineapple and soy marinade, broccolini, whipped potatoes
10 oz NY strip*, roasted fingerling potatoes, sautéed spinach, peppercorn sauce
Hanger steak*, truffle fries, chipotle demi-glace, chimichurri, side salad
Ted's tomato soup
Stuffed with choice of bacon or tomato
Stuffed with braised short rib and mac 'n' cheese
Crispy chicken cutlet, ricotta cheese, hot cherry peppers, crispy prosciutto, Ted's hot honey, sesame roll, house fries
Yum yum sauce, coleslaw, pickles, house fries
Herb marinated chicken breast, gruyère, roasted tomato aioli, lettuce, tomato, house fries
Hand-breaded chicken breast, caesar salad, aged parmesan cheese, garlic butter croutons, house fries, sub steak +4
Shaved ribeye, Kewpie mayo, white cheddar, hot pepper relish, sautéed onions, sesame roll, house fries
Turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, avocado relish, cilantro lime ranch, house fries
Crispy braised shiitake mushrooms, tomato, cucumber, lettuce, feta cheese, harissa, tzatziki, house fries
Cup 5, bowl 7
Sour cream, cheddar, chives, buttered cornbread
Double sharp cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, bacon, fried egg*, chives, house fries
American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing, house fries
White cheddar, sriracha aioli, avocado, lettuce, tomato, house fries
Classic creamy macaroni and cheese
Crispy fries tossed in truffle oil and parmesan
Roasted brussels sprouts with bacon and bleu cheese
Smooth and buttery mashed potatoes
Fresh spinach sautéed with garlic
Crispy golden tater tots
Elote-style sweet corn
Tender broccolini with lemon and garlic
Sweet tender carrots
Herb-roasted fingerling potatoes
Any style, choice of meat, artisan sourdough, Ted's Tart
3 eggs*, 2 slices of applewood bacon, 2 sausages, hash browns, artisan sourdough, Ted's Tart
Bell peppers, mushrooms, spinach, Tillamook cheddar, hash browns, artisan sourdough
Choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak*, scrambled eggs*, cotija cheese, avocado cream, green chile sauce, cilantro, diced tomatoes, hash browns
Applewood bacon, sausage, egg over medium*, scrambled egg*, cheddar cheese, griddled toast, hash browns
Hand-breaded chicken breast, hot honey, buttermilk biscuit, pickles, hash browns
Available weekends only (while they last)
Smoked salmon*, Ted's tater tots, poached eggs*, crème fraîche, hollandaise, everything seasoning, dill, dijon frisée salad
Corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de árbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de gallo
Ham, bell peppers, onions, Tillamook cheddar, American cheese, hash browns
2 eggs*, hash browns
Hanger steak*, 2 eggs*, garlic home fries, chipotle demi-glace, chimichurri, dijon frisée salad
Crispy potatoes, spicy tomato sauce, aioli, chorizo, 2 sunny eggs*, green onions, artisan sourdough
Crab cakes, poached egg*, house-made hollandaise, English muffin, hash browns
2 eggs*, hash browns, chives
Sweetened ricotta, caramelized apples, add choice of meat +4
Poached eggs*, smashed avocado, cherry tomatoes, radish, pickled chiles, fried garlic, micro cilantro, lime, artisan sourdough
3 poached eggs*, savory garlic yogurt, cucumbers, radish, walnuts**, Aleppo chili oil, dill, mint, artisan sourdough
Sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, chile de árbol salsa
Dates, walnuts**, clover honey, cinnamon, mint
Halethorpe, MD
Richmond, VA
Riverdale Park, MD
Leuven, Belgium
Roseland, VA
St. Louis, MO
Riverdale Park, MD
Milwaukee, WI
Mexico
Boston, MA
Milford, CT (non-alcoholic)
Blackberry, cucumber, ginger, lime, mint
Blackberry, blueberry, peach, lemon, lime
Grapefruit, hot honey, lemon, ginger beer
Strawberry, orange, lemon, coconut water
Mango, jalapeño, lime, sprite
Prickly pear purée, lime, ginger beer, agave
Strawberry filling in a flaky pastry crust
Brown sugar and cinnamon filling
Chocolate and marshmallow filling
Blueberry and cream cheese filling
Classic vanilla milkshake
Classic strawberry milkshake
Classic chocolate milkshake
Cookies and cream milkshake
Chocolate, marshmallow, and graham cracker shake
Refreshing peppermint milkshake
Rich coffee flavored milkshake
Cereal-infused milkshake
Toffee and almond milkshake
Strawberry and banana milkshake
Peanut butter, chocolate, and banana milkshake
Irish cream, caramel, coffee
Kahlúa, chocolate, coffee
Kahlúa & crème de menthe
Vodka & Kahlúa
RumChata, Fireball
Deep Eddy Orange
Coconut rum, lime, graham cracker
Banana rum, caramel, cinnamon
Cookie dough whiskey, chocolate chips
Glenlivet 18, malted milk
Still bottled water
Sparkling bottled water
Freshly baked strawberry tart
Freshly baked brown sugar and cinnamon tart
Freshly baked s'mores tart
Freshly baked blueberry cheesecake tart
The Every Day Blend is a locally roasted medium-dark coffee
Espresso with steamed milk and foam
Single shot of espresso
Espresso and steamed milk with choice of vanilla, caramel, mocha, almond, or hazelnut flavor
Hot or iced cereal-infused latte
Jameson, fresh coffee, whipped cream, add Irish cream liqueur +2
Orange and vanilla infused latte
Rich and creamy hot chocolate
Choice of earl grey, english breakfast, decaf english breakfast, china green jade, masala chai, lemon chamomile
Unsweetened black tea made in-house daily
Matcha with steamed milk, available in orange creamsicle or strawberry
Spiced chai tea with steamed milk
Vodka, kahlúa, Ted's cold brew, make it an affogato +3
Choice of double chocolate devil's food or four layer carrot**
Seasonal flavor
Rich dark chocolate pudding in a pie crust
Peanut butter cake, raspberry jelly, peanut butter frosting, crushed peanuts**
Tart key lime filling in a graham cracker crust
Sponge cake soaked in three milks, whipped cream, cinnamon
Sweet scratch biscuit, macerated strawberries, whipped cream, mint
A lunchbox favorite done Ted's way: chocolate cake, marshmallow filling, ganache, chocolate glaze
Classic, cranberry, pineapple ginger
Peach, raspberry
Classic, bbq & bacon, old bay, four alarm
Freshly pressed green juice
Immunity boosting juice
Freshly squeezed orange juice
Bourbon whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Rye whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Tennessee whiskey
Irish whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Rye whiskey
Japanese whisky
Rye whiskey
Rye whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Bourbon whiskey
Single malt scotch
Single malt scotch
Single malt scotch
Blended scotch
Single malt scotch
Single malt scotch
Single malt scotch
London dry gin
London dry gin
Botanical gin
Scottish gin
Japanese gin
London dry gin
Tequila
Tequila
Tequila
Tequila
Tequila
Mezcal
Tequila
Mezcal
Tequila
Tequila
Tequila
Mezcal
Vodka
Citrus vodka
Vodka
Vodka
Handmade vodka
White rum
Spiced rum
Dark rum
Dark rum
Almond liqueur
Aperitif
Irish cream liqueur
Bitter liqueur
Scotch liqueur
Hazelnut liqueur
Orange liqueur
Located in the heart of Washington, DC's vibrant NoMa neighborhood near Union Station, Ted's Bulletin - Noma delivers a bustling, retro-modern dining experience that effortlessly bridges the gap between classic American comfort food and trendy urban bistro culture. Housed within the sleek Revel Apartments, the restaurant captures an upbeat energy that draws in local professionals, families, and weekend brunch-goers alike with its signature all-day breakfast format and lively ambiance.
The interior design strikes a delightful balance between nostalgic neighborhood diner and upscale modern eatery, featuring clean lines, polished finishes, and a welcoming, family-friendly crowd. Whether you're sliding into a comfortable booth for a weekend brunch or catching up over weekday happy hour drinks at the bar, the vibrant atmosphere remains effortlessly casual yet upscale.
Positioned in the moderate-to-high price bracket (averaging $20–$30 per person), Ted's Bulletin offers generous, filling portions that justify the cost. While main entrées and specialty brunch plates reflect the upscale DC dining market, the incredible shareability of items like their massive pastries and loaded tater tots provides great overall value for groups and families.
Reservations are strongly recommended for weekend brunch and peak dinner hours, as parking in inner DC can require some advance planning or utilization of nearby paid garages. The kitchen is notably accommodating with dietary requests, offering a strong selection of vegetarian options, gluten-conscious dishes, and customizable menu items to ensure every guest leaves satisfied.
1250 5th St NE, Washington, DC 20002
200 Massachusetts Ave NW, Washington, DC 20001
906 4th St NW, Washington, DC 20001
415 New Jersey Ave NW, Washington, DC 20001
919 5th St NW, Washington, DC 20001
1700 1st St NW, Washington, DC 20001
Ted's Bulletin - Noma is famous for its massive, weekend-only Cinnamon Roll as Big as Ya Head, alongside crowd favorites like Chicken + Waffles, Crab Cake Benedict, and their signature house-made tarts.
Yes, breakfast is served all day long, allowing guests to enjoy pancakes, eggs, breakfast burritos, and hashes at any hour alongside the lunch and dinner menus.
Yes, the restaurant offers various vegetarian options and can accommodate dietary adjustments, including gluten-conscious modifications upon request.
Due to its popularity in the NoMa and Union Market area, brunch and dinner reservations are highly recommended, especially on weekends when wait times can peak.
Guests typically spend between 45 minutes to 1.5 hours dining, depending on whether they are grabbing a quick breakfast or settling in for a multi-course dinner and boozy milkshakes.
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